Carrot Top
Posted May 19, 2008 by keepitinyourpantsCategories: Uncategorized
What is the deal with him?

No really. I’d really like to know.
Complex. Truth. Questions.
Posted May 14, 2008 by keepitinyourpantsCategories: Uncategorized
If I become harder to summarize with age, how will that affect my eulogy?
What does That even Mean?
Do the grand implications of Sporadic Capitalizations intimidate you?
Advice
Posted May 14, 2008 by keepitinyourpantsCategories: Uncategorized

If the CEO of your company comes to town for a “management forum,” do yourself a favor and skip reading that week’s Economist. Trust me.
Oh, and you should probably hoard some crosswords that week as well.
Mmmm…
Posted May 7, 2008 by keepitinyourpantsCategories: Uncategorized
Isn’t the irony sometimes too delicious?

Everyone’s a critic
Posted April 22, 2008 by keepitinyourpantsCategories: Uncategorized
Those last three Stars Wars movies were bad enough that even dogs were able to accurately guage their quality…or maybe he’s commenting on that dumbass V for Vendetta. Anyway, this guy probably has better taste than Ebert.

best. idea. ever
Posted March 20, 2008 by keepitinyourpantsCategories: Uncategorized
Very few can argue that pets are important to us. They’re so important that many pet owners consider their pets as members of the family. That’s why their passing is often an extremely sad occasion. But what then? What’s the proper memorial for the animal for which you cared so much? You don’t want to be like those creeps who stuff their beloved pets. I mean, that’s just weird.

Then there’s the whole matter of staying warm in the winter. Anyone familiar with Chicago weather knows that staying warm is not always easy. It’s supposed to snow tomorrow for chrissakes.
So you’re probably wondering what these two topics have to do with each other. This is where the best idea ever comes into play:
That’s right! In honor of Grandpa, you wear his lucky cufflinks. In honor of your pet, you wear his coat! So simple. So classic. So brilliant.
“Mr Willis, 73, who worked for a removals firm for 27 years, wears his doggy jumper every Saturday into town to do the weekly shop. He said: ‘They are extremely warm and pretty much waterproof. Unless it is banging it down, it is fine. I’ve always got a sweat on by the time I get from the bus to the shops.’”
Here’s to you, Mr Willis. And your Swedish Lapphund named Penny and white Samoyed named Kara.
Barackas
Posted March 5, 2008 by keepitinyourpantsCategories: Uncategorized
Get ‘em while they’re hot!!!
A day late
Posted February 15, 2008 by keepitinyourpantsCategories: Uncategorized
I know Valentine’s Day is in the past, but I have to share these Scientist Valentines.



