Finding Cheesus
“But if from thence thou shalt seek the LORD thy God, thou shalt find him in a bag of Cheetos, if thou seek him with all thy heart and with all thy soul.” – almost Deuteronomy 4:29
In 2006, Cheesus was spotted in a bag sent to a youth pastor in TX. Coincidence? Do you think it was mere chance that Cheesus fell into the cheese-covered fingers of this young man instead of, say, Richard Dawkins? Dawkins, in the spirit of “natural selection,” would have wolfed Cheesus down – grinding Cheesus with his heathen teeth and sending the crushed remains down his filthy atheist gullet – leaving the awe-inspiring story of Cheesus untold.
2006 Cheesus
Of course you knew he would come again; and, sure enough, in 2008, a Missouri woman found Cheesus. This time, it appears as though the Roman cheetos have gotten to him. Don’t fret though, his return is inevitable. And when that day comes, it will be glorious.
Cheesus 2008
July 31, 2008 at 2:58 pm
kind of looks like a cheeto to me.
August 4, 2008 at 4:10 pm
How much is that going for on e-bay?