A day late

I know Valentine’s Day is in the past, but I have to share these Scientist Valentines.

Insanely stupid product of the month

Even though it’s supposed to be a gag gift, this thing is far worse than the slanket. It had better be a gag product.

A Mighty Wind

I’m practicing writing headlines for the RedEye. Hey, what better reason to think of distasteful puns than two local people killed and numerous homes damaged and destroyed by an F4 tornado? So here’s the home of one of my parents’ neighbors.
  
Others down the road weren’t so lucky.